It’s generally not a good idea to bang girls at work.
Don’t dip your pen in the company ink.
Or so they say.
If you actually care about your professional career, that’s sound advice.
No reason to mix business with pleasure.
But…that doesn’t apply to every man.
Maybe you’re a younger guy working in a throwaway job. Bar, restaurant, low-level retail, whatever. If so, then it’s unlikely your job will be your long-term career. Bang away.
The “ink rule” is more relevant once you get older. If you choose to enter the professional world, seducing co-workers is often taboo. Messing with girls at the office could hurt your reputation or career. So seriously career-minded men should avoid it.
But what if you don’t care about your corporate job?
Maybe you’ve digested the red pill.
Maybe you’re starting a new business.
Or maybe you just don’t give a shit anymore.
For whatever reason you’ve mentally checked out.
If that’s so, then you should sleep with your female co-workers.
I mean, why not?
If you don’t care you’ve got little to lose.
I dated four women at my last corporate job – spread out over a few years. The first two girls I dated one at a time. The last two I dated concurrently. And I never got caught by HR or the boss. But even though I didn’t care about getting caught, I didn’t really want to get busted. And of course the girls I dated did care about their jobs and reputations.
So…some guidelines were needed.
13 rules of office romance
1) Bigger is better
Not bigger girls, bigger offices. For one thing, you’re more likely to find attractive women at larger organizations. And two, it’s easier to keep things quiet if your workplace is big. Focus on finding girls in totally separate divisions or departments from you, so as to avoid detection later on.
2) Be sociable
You won’t meet many new girls sitting alone in your cubicle all day. And it’s unlikely you’re doing real work the full eight hours anyway. So take frequent breaks. Walk around your building. Explore the office park. Use different bathrooms, fax machines, and break rooms. Attend work functions and after work happy hours. Chat up your co-workers, male and female.
3) Choose wisely
Once you find a girl, select her carefully. True in general, but even more important with girls at work. Even if you don’t care for your job, you don’t need a crazy ex-lover/co-worker going wild in the office post break-up. Screen for calm, relaxed, happy single girls. They’re less likely to go nuts if things go south.
4) Use subtle, slow seduction
Workplace seduction is slower than normal. It could take days, weeks, or months. You shouldn’t go too direct here. Be subtle, not overly aggressive. Start off professional and friendly. Ask work-related questions. Don’t overtly hit on her. But use your body language and eye contact to indicate your interest. Keep it mild and restrained at this stage. Avoid sex talk and touching her, yet. Watch her carefully for IOI’s, and proceed if she’s giving you positive signals. If she’s clearly not interested, drop it and find a new girl.
5) Minimize work-place communication
Some of your initial communication may be via work email or IM. Remember that those are monitored in most workplaces. So again, keep it clean and professional. Once you’re friendly enough, move her over to personal email or cellphones. Try and do that as fast as possible. Then you can get more aggressive with your seduction, and not worry about HR reading your messages.
6) Don’t fuck at work
Use basic common sense. If you’re gonna have office affairs, don’t have sex at work. Bang at your place, her place, or neutral third-party territory like a hotel. Yes workplace sex can be a huge rush. But it violates rule # 7.
7) Stay discrete
This is probably the most important rule for dating girls at work. Keep your mouth shut once you’re banging her. You’d be amazed at what you can get away with, if you don’t go blabbing about it. Stay quiet and you’ll avoid most problems. Also refer to rule # 6.
8) No ride-sharing
Avoid picking her up or dropping her off at work. And vice versa. If you drive, always use separate vehicles; never carpool with your workplace girlfriend.
9) Stagger arrival & exit
Don’t go into work at the same time in the morning. This is especially important if you’re waking up together in the same bed. Don’t leave work at the same time as she does.
10) No public dates
Co-workers love to gossip. And the last thing you need is them stumbling upon you and your girl. So skip public dates. Meet privately at your house or her place. Out-of-town day trips are a good option, if you must go on dates with her.
11) Avoid her
Once you’re banging, there’s rarely any reason to be seen together at work. Actively avoid contact with her. If you’ve chosen wisely, she doesn’t work anywhere near you. So you should rarely run into each other. See rule # 1.
12) Don’t bang subordinates or bosses
You’re probably better off not banging your subordinates. If you’re gonna sleep with girls at work, focus on women who don’t report directly to you. And don’t fuck your boss, for obvious reasons. See rule # 3.
13) No married co-workers
Skip married or taken women. Yes boyfriend destroying can be satisfying sometimes. But you don’t want to be the other man in this situation. Think about it. If her partner finds out about the affair, he’s gonna know exactly where you work. You don’t want that.
Dating girls at work takes finesse.
And since work relationships can sometimes end badly, serious professional men should probably avoid them.
But if your career commitment is waning?
Office affairs can be fun, exciting, and worth the risk.
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