So I’ve never been to Venezuela.
But during my time here in Latin America, I’ve encountered many Venezuelan expats.
They were common in Medellín.
And there are tons of them here in Mexico City!
The reason is simple:
Venezuelans are fleeing their country in droves, because of the big problems they’re having down there.
The political collapse driving the diaspora is sad.
But there’s also a silver lining…
The situation benefits men who want romantic relationships with Venezuelan girls, outside of Venezuela.
Are you a man who’s interested in dating Venezuelan women?
If you spend time in Latin America, you’re almost guaranteed to run into some, eventually.
And while I’m no expert on Venezuela, I have dated, fucked, and spent time with several Venezuelan girls here in CDMX.
So I’ve noticed some things, and formed a few opinions:
1) Extremely Attractive
All the Venezuelan women I’ve experienced have been highly attractive. That’s no big revelation, the country is famous for producing good-looking girls. And it’s not hype or myth, they’re generally the best-looking Latinas, IMO.
Most of the Venezuelan woman I’ve come across have been highly feminine. Think long hair, curves, lilting voices, girly attitudes, dresses, high heels, etc. If you want your woman to be a woman, you’ll enjoy dating a Venezuelan. She’ll generally be way more girly than most Western sluts – both in style and attitude.
3) Intelligent & Educated
The ones I’ve known have all been highly educated and quite intelligent. They’re smarter than other Latinas. Of course, my observation is probably skewed by the fact that educated Venezuelans are more likely to leave their country and start over as expats, while the poor and less-educated stay stuck at home.
4) Perfect Breasts
I swear. Every single Venezuelan woman I’ve been in close contact with has had large, beautiful, natural, damn-near perfect breasts! Enough said.
5) Tight Vaginas
The Venezuelan women I’ve had sex with ALL had extremely tight pussies. No they weren’t virgins. And they were normal-size girls, not overly petite. But they were so damn tight I almost prematurely ejaculated the first few times we had sex!
6) Similar Looks
All the Venezuelan girls I’ve been involved with looked very similar, physically. Seriously it was like they were all sisters or cousins. Same height, facial features, coloring, eyes, breasts, genitals. I’m not saying all Venezuelan girls are the same. Obviously they aren’t. But the ones I’ve been with all looked like they were related. And I’m not sure why.
7) Very Sexual
Unfortunately, I haven’t fucked every Venezuelan girl I’ve run across. But the ones I have had sex with were extremely sexual. Meaning we had sex on the first date, just a few hours after meeting. And in relationships, they want to bang all the time. I’ve also seen the same super-sexual behavior in Venezuelan women who I wasn’t sleeping with.
8) Great At Sex
Some of the best sex I’ve had here in Mexico City has been with Venezuelan girls. They just know how to fuck. Clearly that’s one of their biggest draws, it keeps you wanting more. But it also clouds a man’s mind. So don’t confuse lust with love. Remember that someone else taught her those killer techniques!
9) Clean Spanish
Venezuelans tend to speak ‘clean’ Spanish, it’s clear and correct. Sure they use slang words specific to their country, like anyone else. But overall, they’re easy to understand. And that’s important if you’re a gringo looking to improve your Spanish-speaking skills!
10) Sexy Accents
I’m pretty fluent in Spanish now. So I can (usually) tell which country someone is from, based on their accent. And I love listening to Spanish spoken with a Venezuelan accent! It’s one of the best accents out there. Kind of like how some Aussies and Brits find American-accented English sexy, and vice versa.
11) Bad Communicators
Yes they speak proper Spanish. But ironically, Venezuelan women are really terrible communicators. It’s like talking to a fucking brick wall sometimes. And the funny thing? They know they suck at it. My Venezuelan ex once even made a joke about it. She laughingly asked me if I was annoyed yet by how bad she was at communicating with me! She thought it was funny. This can stretch your limits, even if you’re an experienced player.
12) Stubborn & Difficult
All the Venezuelan girls I’ve dealt with have been difficult. Not hard to seduce, that’s the easy part. But generally tough to deal with. They’re also quite stubborn, much more than other girls. And like they say, difficult women remain difficult.
I’ve found that most Venezuelan women are not trustworthy when it comes to dating and relationships. You should fully expect that she’s fucking other men behind your back. Now, how much she cheats obviously depends on your circumstances. But assuming she’s unfaithful is a good baseline.
14) Terrible At Relationships
In my experience, Venezuelan girls are terrible at maintaining relationships. This is tough, since they’re so attractive, and so great at sex, that you’ll WANT to have a relationship with them. Even if you know objectively they’re absolutely not girlfriend or wife material.
15) Expect You To Pay For Everything
Of course girls of every race want guys to pay. But I’ve found this is especially acute with Venezuelan girls. They don’t split checks. They’ll expect you to pay for everything, all the time, every time. Even if it’s not a ‘serious’ relationship.
16) Respond Well To Strong Game
These girls grew up with aggressive and masculine Venezuelan men, in a macho South American culture. I’ve seen them walk all over weak gringo guys. So you’ve gotta bring your ‘A’ game if you’re gonna date attractive Venezuelan girls. Latin-style push/pull game works well here.
17) Bad Things Have Happened To Them
My Venezuelan ex was kidnapped off the street when she was 14. They kept her locked in a closet for two days, until her family paid ransom. Venezuela is a dangerous place for females, so it’s statistically likely that a Venezuelan girl has been victimized. And that can leave her emotionally damaged and unsuitable for future relationships.
18) They Miss Home
All of the Venezuelan girls I’ve dealt with miss their country, terribly. And they feel sad and powerless to change what’s happening. I’m sure anyone would feel the same way, if we had to watch our native country collapse from afar. But unfortunately, this can poison the relationship, since she’ll often be unhappy or miserable.
19) They Make Other Latinas Jealous
I’ve noticed that many Latinas, from other countries, dislike Venezuelan women. Intensely. Hate might be a better word. You can draw your own conclusions about why.
I’ve made some broad generalizations here.
Yes, there are always exceptions!
But this post gives you a good idea of what to expect when dating Venezuelan women.
They are hyper-Latinas.
And despite their many flaws, they’re highly addictive.
They embody the best and worst of Latina women – all wrapped up in an extremely seductive package.
Have you dated Venezuelan women? What was it like?