I found Aurora on OKCupid a week before Christmas.
We met at the hipster coffee shop up the road from my house.
She was waiting for me when I walked in – already ordered her own drink.
I got a beer, peeled off my coat and beanie, sat next to her on a stool.
She was a 5-foot tall, 24-year-old white girl with a strong hippie vibe. Her body was nice, with big tits and a fat little ass. Her teeth were perfect and her skin was clear. Big brown eyes. Unfortunately, she’d cut her thick brown hair short a few months earlier. For charity. She was young and cute enough to proceed, but the hair was a strike against her.
We talked about drugs, alcohol, and sex. Then she raised a red flag:
“I can never stay in a relationship, I think I repel men,” she said.
Hmm. Interesting. Later I’d find out why.
But for now, I just kept my hands all over her. Soon she was touching me back, heavily.
I ended the date after one hour and we walked outside. I went for the kiss – we made out for a while in the light of the sodium vapor.
About 24 hours later, I sent her a text. Invited her over for diner and a movie at my house.
She came over a few days later. We cooked together, then watched the movie, smoked ganja, and had a few beers.
It took me some time but she was down to fuck. I had my cock inside her about four hours into the second date. She was loud; sucked cock well. She was also easily orgasmic – made her cum multiple times.
But then I found out why she repelled men. She had THE longest inner labia I have ever seen. It was a turn off. I normally enjoy performing oral sex on women, but I refused to lick her pussy.
Over Christmas break Aurora went back home.
I didn’t see or hear from her for a few weeks.
Eventually I was horny and so I broke down and texted her.
We fucked off and on for a few weeks.
Finally, she ended it via text:
MF: still on for tonight? :)
Aurora: Actually i probably should have told you this earlier but i can’t come over anymore. i just realized this isn’t what i want right now
MF: ok :)
I wasn’t sad.
Despite the good sex, I never felt a strong connection with Aurora.
And her physical imperfection didn’t help…
Total Cost: $3
Time Spent: 5-6 hours to first lay
Lessons Learned: I fucking can’t stand short hair on women, though that’s more of a general observation than a lesson.