I found Elaine on OKCupid about two months after I got back from Japan.
We traded messages, I got her number, and we finally agreed to meet at a coffee shop close by.
I texted her a few days before the first date:
MF: will give you a call this weekend…if you are still down for monday ;)
Elaine: Yes of course
MF: ok :)
She didn’t answer when I called – so I sent her a text:
MF: call me :)
She called back right away.
But she was unpleasant. Whiny, annoying, and stupid. But she was hot.
So I confirmed our date, and ended the conversation after 15 minutes.
We met at the coffee shop several days later.
She was a 22-year-old American white girl. Stereotypical. Long blonde hair, pale skin and nice teeth. Perfectly manicured nails and a nice tight little body. She was well-dressed, in a skintight halter-top and long white skirt. Her bright blue eyes were heavily dilated – she looked like she was on drugs. But she was functional, so whatever.
We ordered drinks and sat side-by-side on a small couch.
Her personality was lacking. But she was very pretty; so I was still attracted to her.
I put my hands all over her, massive amounts of touching during the date. She responded well, even touched me back.
But she also began testing me right away. Trying to dominate me, mentally. Nothing too blatant, yet. But it was revealing.
I cut the date short after one hour.
We walked out together and kissed awkwardly in the parking lot.
Then I went home, alone.
Later that evening, her status update popped up on my Facebook feed:
“Had a wonderful evening”
I got suspicious – she meant that update for someone else.
I didn’t care, I just waited.
I sent her a text about 24 hours after our first date:
MF: let’s hang out again
Elaine: I agree :)
Then she started flashing red flags. Sending excessive texts. First, she wouldn’t be able to find my house. Then, she wanted me to go to her. Finally, she demanded to know what movie we were watching. I refused her demands, mostly ignored her.
This was not good. But she was a hot young blonde girl. So I let her come over anyway.
She showed up to my house on time for the second date – we watched a movie on my couch.
As expected, she tested me hard. But I ignored her bullshit, stayed focused, and escalated fast.
Had her naked in my bed after two hours.
But it was awkward sex. For one thing, her bitchy attitude was killing my boner. Add the fact that I’d already banged another girl earlier that day, and so I was struggling to get hard for Elaine. Then, she actually called me out! Started giving the crap about not getting erect! Yeah, that didn’t help.
But finally, I rallied.
Face-fucked her until I got hard.
Then slipped on a condom and banged her.
The testing started up again right after we were done:
“Would you let me stuff a dirty sock into your mouth, while I slap you around in the bedroom?” she said.
“No.” I said.
“Are you sleeping with other women?” she said
“Yes.” I said.
This was another massive red flag. Normal woman do not ask these kinds of questions!
The date was going south fast, so I asked her to leave about an hour later. She went home without any problems.
Later on she texted me, apologized for questioning me so much. Since she’d said sorry, I invited her over for a third date.
I wanted another shot at that tight little body. Plus, she was 12 years younger me. And finally, I just wanted to dominate this dumb little bitch, hard.
She agreed to a third date, but it never happened.
Instead, she drunk texted me a few times. Then, she went radio silent – never saw her again.
So she one-night standed me.
Later I saw on Facebook that she was back with her beta boyfriend. I think it’s likely she cheated on him with me. And she’s probably stuffing dirty socks into his mouth right now, haha.
Total Cost: $11.55
Total Time: 3 to 3.5 hours to first sex
Lesson Learned: Difficult, crazy women will usually start throwing you red flags very early on. Know the signs.
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