One Man Goes On 50 First Dates

I keep a spreadsheet of all my dates.

I was looking at the figures recently and realized I’ve gone on exactly 50 first dates since September 2011.

So what do my first date numbers look like?

Let me break them down for you:

• Total First Dates – 50
• Total Lays – 13
• Lay Ratio – 26%
• Average Age – 27 years old
• Average Time Spent  – 78 minutes
• Average Cost  – $11
• One Night Stands – 3
• Total Spent $549
• Blowjob Only – 2
  

Although the numbers are not great, they don’t tell the whole story.

I rejected 6 of those 50.

I also messed around with 8 more (making out, sucking tits, fingering, etc.), then they rejected me.

The 2 blowjobs were one time deals that went nowhere, mutual rejection.

Where did all these these dates come from?

Match is full of provider hunters and I cancelled a long time ago.

Plenty of Fish is worthless.

So OKCupid has been my primary resource for pussy:

• OKCupid – 11 Lays
• Match.com – 1 Lay
• Day Game – 1 Lay
• Social Circle – 1 BJ
• PlentyOfFish – 1 BJ

I had a steep online dating learning curve in the beginning. Yeah, I fucked up a few times.

And sometimes I felt like quitting.

But I just kept going.

Like a shark.

Then this summer I went to Japan.

When I returned, my game was stronger:

• First Dates – 14
• Lays – 7
• Lay Ratio – 50%
• Average Age – 23 years old
• Average Time Spent – 62 minutes
• Average Cost – $8
• One Night Stands – 2
• Spent – $113
• Foreign Women – 2 (Russian, Indian)
  

Better.

So where do I go from here?

Another 50 first dates. I’ll continue with online dating.

My goal is a consistent 75% lay ratio. I’ll try get that average age down to 19-20.

And of course I plan on spending less time and money per lay.

And don’t worry, I’ll keep posting my stories for your entertainment.

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