My girlfriend started working at Hooters several months ago. It’s been an interesting experience, so I thought I’d share it with you.
If you’re not familiar with Hooters; it’s a chain restaurant from Florida. They serve casual fare. Stuff like Buffalo-style chicken wings, oysters, and hamburgers.
But Hooters is most famous for it’s buxom waitresses, known as Hooters Girls.
Hooters Girls are usually hot young women who are at the peak of their sexual market value.
And so even though Hooters is a family friendly place, their core customers base is men. The entire Hooters business model caters to guys…
Here’s how it works:
A man or group of men will come in and sit down. A waitress takes their order, just like at a normal restaurant. But after bringing the drinks, the Hooters Girl sits and talks with them for a while. She’ll chat, flirt, and fake interest long enough for the guys to think they have a real chance with her.
Of course most of them have zero chance – but that doesn’t matter.
The possibility, the hope, of maybe getting a Hooters Girl keeps them sitting there for longer. And it keeps them eating and drinking more – which ultimately means they’ll spend more money and leave bigger tips.
It’s a genius concept.
Not much different from a strip club, although somewhat less exploitative.
Anyhow I don’t mind that my girlfriend works at Hooters.
For one thing, it’s a good test of my inner game.
Because dating a Hooters Girl requires stoicism.
You’ve gotta be confident and secure in your relationship if you’re gonna let your girlfriend get dolled up and sashay off to work every night in shorts two sizes too small. Especially when you know that she’ll be ogled and hit on by horny drunken dudes for the entire shift.
Her job has also opened a fascinating window into the world of Hooters…
So here are some thoughts on dating a Hooters Girl:
1) It’s An Illusion
Hooters Girls are known for having large breasts. But big tits are not mandatory. Many the women working there use push up bras to give the illusion of cleavage. Or they’ll get boob jobs. And most Hooters Girls use tons of cosmetics, so they look quite different when not in full make-up.
2) She Doesn’t Really Like You
For the most part, any interest a Hooter’s Girl shows you while she’s working is fake. She’s really only wants one thing – to get as big a tip from you as possible. And like I mentioned, she’ll pretend she’s interested in you, and sucker you into drinking more, so you’ll stay longer, and leave her a larger tip at the end of the night.
3) Don’t Go To Hooters For The Girls
I’m not saying you can’t ever pick up a Hooters Girl while she’s working. If your game is strong enough, anything is possible. But in general, most of the women working there don’t see their customers as potential mates. Hooters Girls look at guys who go to Hooters as cash registers – marks to be milked for money. If you’re seriously interested in dating a Hooters Girl? Consider working there, since they’ll often date their male managers or the guys who work in the back.
4) Pay For Play
Let’s be honest. There’s not a huge difference between a Hooters Girl and a stripper. And many strippers can be bought. The same is true of Hooters Girls. Some are willing to dispense ‘favors’ to their favorite customers, for the right price.
5) Don’t Leave Her Your Number
It’s generally best to ask women for her number, and not vice versa. But most men who go to Hooters aren’t bold enough to ask the girls for their info. Instead, these guys will take the easy route, and they’ll leave their business cards or phone numbers. If you’re gonna try to get with a Hooters Girl go direct – never leave her your info.
6) Don’t Be A Fan Boy
Fan boys are regular customers who routinely brings gifts for their favorite Hooters Girls. They’ll give them chocolates, flowers, and various trinkets. Fan boys will also bring girls boxes of donuts or take-out food from other restaurants. Or they’ll tell a girl at the end of her shift to ‘get anything they want” off the Hooter’s menu. And then the guy buys it. I’ve lost count on how many free meals I’ve eaten – food that my girl brings home after work, paid for by a fan boy.
Dating a Hooters Girl is validating – it’s nice to be with a pretty young thing at the peak of her SMV.
But it’s also an interesting way to improve your own inner game AND learn a lot about male-female sexual dynamics.
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